Americans W/Brains Against Offended People

Americans W/Brains Against Offended People http://awbaop.multiply.com/ Welcome to AWBAOP !! Are you offended by all the people that get offended ??? Then this group is for you !! However if you are a bleeding heart liberal that is offended easily it is not ! <center><blink>***WARNING***</blink></center> THIS SITE WILL CONTAIN ADULT HUMOR AND LANGUAGE, IF THIS OFFENDS YOU DO NOT ENTER ! Sun, 13 Jul 2008 04:37:48 -0000 Sat, 12 Jul 2008 23:36:27 -0000 Americans W/Brains Against Offended People http://images.awbaop.multiply.com/logo http://awbaop.multiply.com 100 100 Uncle Jay Explains the News - July 7, 2008 Hope you had a happy Independents Day! Wait, is that spelled wrong? Nope, because during this special time of patriotic arson, Uncle Jay explains the most important Americans ever: Independent Voters! Really, they're important, just ask them. You'll see that they even have a cute mascot, just like Democrats and Republicans do. http://awbaop.multiply.com/video/item/8/Uncle_Jay_Explains_the_News_-_July_7_2008 Sat, 12 Jul 2008 23:36:27 -0000 Head Location <a href="http://wienerfest.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SGkMYwoKCtYAAFEKaF81"><img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://images.wienerfest.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SGkMYwoKCtYAAFEKaF81/pic12000.JPG?et=YLHwHhDTCT2ES%2CgphXuXVA&nmid=0" border="0"></a> http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/63/Head_Location Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:40:25 -0000 Mercury Containing Bulbs ONLY Made in China? Gotta love Congress! May 13, 2008 C-SPAN http://awbaop.multiply.com/video/item/7/Mercury_Containing_Bulbs_ONLY_Made_in_China Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:19:39 -0000 racist liberals! http://awbaop.multiply.com/notes/item/24 Sat, 17 May 2008 09:20:13 -0000 Under Barak Obama...(Looks like he prefers John Edwards)  <A href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=30787775">Hillary Clinton- "UNDER BARACK OBAMA" [Mad TV Parody] !!</A> http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/62/Under_Barak_Obama...Looks_like_he_prefers_John_Edwards Wed, 14 May 2008 23:22:11 -0000 More from my recycle bin Wrap your brains around this one!  These people need to get real jobs! <H3><A rel=nofollow name=change></A>Language Matters—The ADS Center Announces Its Name Change</H3> Effective immediately, SAMHSA's Resource Center to Address Discrimination and Stigma has been re-named to SAMHSA's Resource Center to Promote Acceptance, Dignity and, Social Inclusion Associated with Mental Health. The Center will still go by the acronym, the ADS Center. Why change the name? For many years, the ADS Center has promoted the use of language that lets people with mental illnesses be known for their skills, talents, and abilities, not for their diagnosis or "label." We've worked to change the way that media portrays people with mental illnesses, how providers refer to people with mental illnesses, and how individuals talk to and about people with mental illnesses. Recently, we took a look at our own language use. We asked, "Does using the word 'stigma' lead to stigma?" and questioned whether words like "anti-stigma" have the potential to bui... http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/61/More_from_my_recycle_bin Wed, 14 May 2008 12:25:32 -0000 Q: How many States DO we have? A:   http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/60/Q_How_many_States_DO_we_have Tue, 13 May 2008 00:47:03 -0000 More Demands from Islam Apparently this guy does a lot of commentaries. If you want to view the video with subtitles (not that his English isn't extremely clear) click the url: <a href="http://www.dotsub.com/films/moredemands/index.php?autostart=true&language_setting=en_1618">http://www.dotsub.com/films/moredemands/index.php?autostart=true&language_setting=en_1618</a> http://awbaop.multiply.com/video/item/6/More_Demands_from_Islam Sat, 10 May 2008 04:03:15 -0000 Old Photo of Barack and Hillary <A href="http://wienerfest.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SBnmqgoKCtYAAGm7SH41"><IMG class=alignmiddleb src="http://images.wienerfest.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SBnmqgoKCtYAAGm7SH41/Barak%20and%20Hillary.JPG?et=3CoYwTVl0dgQCh8fa26UGg&nmid=" border=0></A> http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/59/Old_Photo_of_Barack_and_Hillary_ Thu, 1 May 2008 15:50:14 -0000 Why are we even bothering to hold an election? Why Can't America Figure It Out? Why are we even bothering to hold an election? On one side, we have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer . . . and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer. On the other side, we have a war hero married to a good looking woman with big tits who owns a beer distributorship. Is there a contest here?" http://awbaop.multiply.com/notes/item/23 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:53:34 -0000 Suffering From E.D.? <A href="http://wienerfest.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SBX@ywoKCtYAAA@KNNM1"><IMG class=alignmiddleb src="http://images.wienerfest.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SBX@ywoKCtYAAA@KNNM1/Liagra.JPG?et=poTCtxEI4qmo9JcZwuay1g&nmid=" border=0></A> http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/58/Suffering_From_E.D. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:44:54 -0000 Stiff Willy <A href="http://wienerfest.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SBJ3fAoKCtYAACUZNJ41"><IMG class=alignmiddleb src="http://images.wienerfest.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SBJ3fAoKCtYAACUZNJ41/Stiff%20Willy.JPG?et=tvK1R7H5rb1k1lzbzC42Gw&nmid=" border=0></A> http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/57/Stiff_Willy Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:30:33 -0000 Anyone knows who is "annecoulternemesis"? <a href="http://bugsey.multiply.com/journal/item/284">http://bugsey.multiply.com/journal/item/284</a> She seems to be a loony or is she just a pest? http://awbaop.multiply.com/notes/item/22 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:30:02 -0000 Nuclear Power A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the > stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that > flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' >> > The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and > said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' > > 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' > and he smiles. > > 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me > ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out > a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you > suppose that is?' > > The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, > thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' > > To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to > discuss nuclear power when you don't k... http://awbaop.multiply.com/notes/item/21 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:23:51 -0000 Suicidal Muslims... Explained <PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide...</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">Let's see now...</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No Jesus</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No Christmas</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No television</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No cheerleaders</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No nude women</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No car races</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No football</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No soccer</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No golf</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No tailgate parties</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No K-Mart... Allah, Forbid... No Wal-Mart!</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No pork BBQ</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No hot dogs</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No burgers</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No chocolate chip cookies</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No lobster</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No nachos</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No beer nuts</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">No beer</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">Rags for clothes and towels for hats.</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">More than one wife.</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">You can't shave.</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">Your wives can't shave.</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">Your bride is picked by someone else.</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">She smells just like your donkey.</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">But your donkey has a better disposition.</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!</PRE><PRE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 6pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center">I mean, really... is there really a mystery here?</PRE> http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/56/Suicidal_Muslims..._Explained Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:04:00 -0000 The Damn South <IMG class=alignmiddleb src="http://images.justtrish26.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SATSYwoKCCMAAHmZ2OM1/96.jpg?et=pnmuBiHgh5MVy%2BxuzjnhdQ&nmid=" border=0> I add this only cuz I dont believe the south is bashed quite enough... Chili Judges     Subject: TEXAS CHILI COOK-OFFS.... NOTE: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how True this is!They actually have a chili cook-off about the time the rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome! You will likely want to read this behind closed doors because, if you are like me, you will be howling out loud. INEXPERIENCED CHILI TASTER Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who had moved to Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon, when the call came. I was assuredby the other two judges (Native T... http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/55/The_Damn_South Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:06:55 -0000 Ransom Demand...... Ransom Demand.................. <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"> <BLOCKQUOTE style="MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt"> <BLOCKQUOTE style="MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt"> <BLOCKQUOTE style="MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt"> <BLOCKQUOTE style="MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt">   Nothing is moving north or south on the highway.   A driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened? What's the hold up here?'    A trooper responded that terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Barack Obama.  They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.  We are going from car to car, taking up a Collection'.   The driver asks, 'On average how much is everyone giving?'   'The trooper replied, ' Oh, about a gallon or two each.'</BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE> http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/54/Ransom_Demand...... Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:36:38 -0000 Christians offended by school's 'Wacky Week' dress up day theme.... All I have to say is, some Christians take life waaaaay too seriously. I am from a small, rural town and we had "wacky week" (but we called it "Spirit Week", 10, no, not believing that? ok 30 some years ago.   Every year at least 2 if not more of the guys would dress up like either old woman or slutty woman.  Great fun. But no more for a school in Wisconsin, "The controversy over costumes in Reedsburg began after a dress-up day meant to boost classroom energy at the end of winter. But after the response the school got last Friday, the students will have one less theme to choose from, WISC-TV reported. Looking at pictures of the week, many might think it was Halloween in Reedsburg. Photos show a school filled with poodle-skirted girls and hippie-dressed boys, but the costumes aren't in honor of the haunted holiday. "Wacky Week has been a tradition for a number of years," said Tammy Hayes, principal of Pineview Elementary School. This year Wacky Week, where students choo... http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/53/Christians_offended_by_schools_Wacky_Week_dress_up_day_theme.... Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:25:41 -0000 Feel Stuck? <A href="http://wienerfest.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SASC@AoKCtYAABXdcJM1"><IMG class=alignmiddleb src="http://images.wienerfest.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SASC@AoKCtYAABXdcJM1/ATT00007.JPG?et=dEvBTkCYI4I7lyWMOuKC0w&nmid=" border=0></A> http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/52/Feel_Stuck Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:27:18 -0000 How OLD is Barack Obama <a href="http://www.politico.com/static/PPM41_eastafrica.html">http://www.politico.com/static/PPM41_eastafrica.html</a> so if he is 42 was he a political writer in 1965? How is that possible? http://awbaop.multiply.com/notes/item/20 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:34:15 -0000 BUGSEY - Here it is NanaBanana! The Best Way to Get Back at Telemarketers! This is the best revenge against telemarketers and call centers! http://awbaop.multiply.com/links/item/2/BUGSEY_-_Here_it_is_NanaBanana_The_Best_Way_to_Get_Back_at_Telemarketers Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:04:01 -0000 Is it offensive or racist to think there may be riots ? <a href="/photos/hi-res/upload/R-464woKCj0AAE42oiI1"><img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://images.rebel450.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/R-464woKCj0AAE42oiI1/111obama1.jpg?et=5VNUqUzJfsA4ltPAdLuQ4Q&nmid=&nmid=90559266" border="0"></a> I am pretty sure I already know the answer to the question I have, but I will ask anyway. Is it racist to wonder if Obama loses the nomination to Hitlery will there be riots ?? I feel this is a perfectly legitimate question given the state of race relations today, along with the nasty bile Reverend Wright spewed out.  Since in fact Mr. Obama attended that church and obviously heard the 'Black Supremest' views put forth by its pastor, I feel riots may be a distinct possibility. Looking back in history, the black community has burned, pillaged, raped, and stolen for far less reasons.  It is something I have been thinking about ever since the tapes of  Wright surfaced.  The hate that he bellows could easily insight a riot in my opinion. So my question is two fold, first is it racist to wonder if riots may be a possibility ? Second is it irrational to consider that there may be riots if he does not win ??? <img src="http://images.multiply.com/common/smiles/lightbulb.png"> http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/51/Is_it_offensive_or_racist_to_think_there_may_be_riots_ Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:20:20 -0000 You may be a Taliban if... Our troops in Afghanistan prove they’ve retained their sense of humor with the following “You may be a Taliban if…” 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth 4. You wipe your butt with a bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.” 5. You think vests come in two styles: bulletproof and suicide. 6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You’ve often uttered the Phrase “I love what you’ve done with your cave.” 10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. 11. You bathe at least once a month wheth... http://awbaop.multiply.com/notes/item/19 Mon, 7 Apr 2008 14:58:15 -0000 No support !!!!!!! <a href="/photos/hi-res/upload/R-ooRgoKCj0AAGx1B181"><img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://images.rebel450.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/R-ooRgoKCj0AAGx1B181/111absolute.jpg?et=4zxUdR0xltsPhuJ8UY6YZg&nmid=" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,346964,00.html">Click here for the story </a> Oh boy !! Now that just pisses me off to no end !!!!! I sure have switched to Stoli !! It seems that the Absolut Vodka makers thought this was a good idea for 'Mexican pride' !! The problem is that the add has made its way into the U.S. So let me get this right, folks in the U.S. were never supposed to see this add, so that makes it ok ???? I don't think so !!!!! American soldiers were killed in the 1848 American/Mexican war. Not to mention the the thousands of civilians that the Mexicans BUTCHERED before the U.S. got involved !!! ASSHOLES !!!!!! I truly am pissed about this ! But you know what ?? In an absolute world a spirit maker such as Absolut would be boycotted and then go out of business. <img src="http://images.multiply.com/common/smiles/angry.png"> http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/50/No_support_ Mon, 7 Apr 2008 14:11:08 -0000 Training Issue <IMG class=alignmiddleb src="http://images.wienerfest.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/R-dyEgoKCtYAABrMNJ01/%2521cid_1_4170379058%2540web52311_mail_re2_yahoo.jpg?et=PjS5wx4WKQO1QhGJDX6kIw&nmid=" border=0> Where I work it is company policy that there is no such thing as “Stupid Employees” err “Associates.”  The problems associated with such people are “Training Issues.” It is a failure on the behalf of their supervisors to train them properly. You and I know that some people cannot be trained. You can teach them a simple task and they will forget the training in 10 minutes or less after a Supervisor walks away. You can train them repeatedly every day for months and they still won’t get it… Yet is a failure on the behalf of a Supervisor to train them…NOT a failure of the Associate to learn…so the associate stays…   Will someone PLEASE get yet another supervisor to try to train Obama on how to use a damn TELEPHONE again...? http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/49/Training_Issue Sat, 5 Apr 2008 12:40:56 -0000 I'm about to PUKE this week! I'm about to PUKE!  Literally, folks!  I've had so much tolerance and "Go Green" shoved down my throat this week that I am literally about  to aspirate from vomiting the stuff up!  I CAN'T take anymore.  Let me tell you about my week..... I am a mental health counselor, licensed, with multiple degrees.  I went to school for a long time to do what I do which is basically work with 'the mentally impaired."  Okay, I've been to so many hours of cultural competency training that I impress even the most  discerning mental health supervisors.  That's always the question that I have to answer in job interviews that gets me the job!  The heads start nodding and then comes the smile...yep,  you got the job girl.  Now let me state that I do believe that those in my profession need to have a degree of cultural competency.  I need to understand the cultural behaviors which could lead me to attribute the behavior to a disorder rather t... http://awbaop.multiply.com/journal/item/48/Im_about_to_PUKE_this_week Sat, 5 Apr 2008 05:26:35 -0000